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"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Last line of F. Scott Fitzgerald's, The Great Gatsby


Walmart isn't the only saving place!

God's having a family reunion. Will you be there?

Jesus. Coming soon to a soul near you!

Give Satan an inch, and he'll be your Ruler.

No Jesus. No Peace.
Know Jesus. Know Peace.

Come one -- come all.
ATM inside.
Atonement, Truth, and Mercy.

Under same management for over 2000 years!

Soul food served here.

T.G.I.F. Thank God I'm Forgiven!

Try our Sundays! They're better than Baskin-Robbins.

The perfect church for those who arenít.

Distribution center for the bread of life.

Cooperation is spelled with TWO letters: WE

Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?

In Lent and throughout life, one must remember to take up their cross. Remember. No Cross, No Crown.

Sign broken. Come inside for message.

Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.

What part of "Thou Shalt Not" don't you understand?

We don't change the message. The message changes us.

Religion is not cake for special occasions. It is bread for daily use.

Stop in the name of love and meet the Supreme!

We're too blessed to be depressed!

Donít have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse!
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Peace starts with a smile. We have the best prophet-sharing plan!

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

Be Fishers of Men -- You catch them -- He'll clean them!

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

Forbidden fruits create many gains. (As in "weight" gains.)

The Lord says to trust in Him. Don't let your worries and anxieties overwhelm you. Remember, Moses himself was once a basket case.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

At the end of your rope, you will find GOD.

When I try, I fail. When I trust, He succeeds.

We should all be able to put up with each other. Christ has and will continue to put up with each one of us with a love that knows no bounds.

Tempus fugit! Time flies. The bad news is that in waiting time, you never regain it. The good news about the statement that time flies is that you are the PILOT. With God's help and grace; you control your own destiny.

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith lift!

Sell your cleverness, and purchase bewilderment.

P.U.S.H. Pray until something happens!

The best vitamin for any Christian is B1 (be one).

This day was brought to you by Jesus.


Bob Ellermeyer, an Academic Librarian, theological colleague, and fellow traveler on the road of life, helped me collect these sayings from various churches and bulletins in the Philadelphia area. (He is also someone who I am proud to call...a friend.)

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