In life, my dear friend, do you want God to be your steering wheel,
or do you want Him to be your spare tire? You decide.
God loves us all, but probably prefers the fruits of the spirit over religious nuts.
Get on-line with God
- Unlimited access
- No busy signals
- 7/24hrs support
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
How to Worship
Be silent.
Be thoughtful.
Be reverent, for this is the House of the Lord.
Before the service, speak to God.
During the service, let God speak to you.
After the service, speak to one another.
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God loves to answer knee-mail!
Running on empty? Come in Sundays for a free fill-up!
Christians keep the faith...but not from others!
Everything in life is transitory because
our true home is not here.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around
you was smiling. Live your life such that when you die,
you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Beat the Christmas rush. Come to church this Sunday.
If God is your co-pilot, maybe you should switch seats!
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
Turn to the Lord, the Great Physician. He's available 24/7. No appointments needed
and no referrals necessary.
This church is prayer conditioned!
Man's way leads to a hopeless end. God's way leads to an endless hope.
His pain is your gain!
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Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary.
Don't give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.
Win a free trip to heaven. Details inside!
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
Read the Bible. It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
Love transforms ambition into aspiration, greed into gratitude,
selfishness into service, getting into giving, demands into dedications.
Experts made the Titanic. Amateurs made the Ark.
The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
I may not be the person I want to be at this moment, but I thank God I'm not the person I use to be.
God does not promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing.
Feed your faith daily, and your fears will starve to death.
Need some color in your life? Give Jesus the paintbrush.
The Rapture is coming, get right or get left!
If you've got enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough Jesus to get you to church.
The eternal message of Jesus:
1 Cross plus 3 Nails = 4 given.
Give God what's right, not what's left.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.
When you get tired of talking to your friend about God, talk to God about your friend.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
In the dark? Follow the Son!
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.
(Be in the world, not OF it.)
At the end of your rope, you will find GOD.
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